Thank you for the great response to the request to send in captions for the above picture. Congratulations to the following:

WINNER - Rick Sheasby - "So I says to the nice Salvation Army lady, 'If you take my brother's nice new sweater, your hat will be history.'"

RUNNER-UP - Mark Stanley - "Ricky and Micky were as surprised as anyone to be chosen for Major Barbara's 'What Not to Wear' show."