Thank you for the great response to the request to send in captions for the above picture. The WINNER is an entry from MARK STANLEY who writes "Just as I thought, nothing in the O & R about beard length."
Runners up are:
1. BRIAN SIMARD - "Stop nagging Catherine, as soon as the leafs win the cup, I will shave!"
2. MICHAEL DECKER - "This book is as long as my beard"