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Caption Competition

Tue 30th Jan 2007 14 comments

caption.jpgWe are looking for your best captions for this vintage Army painting. Comment on this post with your suggestion. The winner will be announced on Friday, Feb. 2, 2007, and will receive Tim Hortons gift certificates.

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  1. Comment from Michael Decker, Mon 15th Jan 2007 1:08pm
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    The Salvationist woman is singing horrible while the three people kneeling and praying from (l to r) are saying:

    1. Dear Lord, make that woman stop singing!!
    2. Lord, my ears are bleeding!!
    3. Take me now Lord, I can't stand the pain!!

  2. Comment from Mark Stanley, Tue 23rd Jan 2007 11:43am

    Corps Council gives a less than ringing endorsement to Captain Betty's presentation on the new color scheme for the sanctuary.

  3. Comment from Mark Stanley, Tue 23rd Jan 2007 11:49am

    "Not the 'Nothing Up My Sleeve' illustration again!"

  4. Comment from Stephen Holland, Tue 23rd Jan 2007 8:32pm

    Would someone please tell the Captain they invented deodorant!

  5. Comment from Jer., Tue 30th Jan 2007 10:47am
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    Oh geez, she's breaking out the "air timbrel" again.

  6. Comment from Sue Titcombe, Tue 30th Jan 2007 11:08am

    "Deep and wide" again? Are you kidding?

  7. Comment from James Pedlar, Tue 30th Jan 2007 11:44am

    "Oh great," thought Mary, "Here we go again with the creative movement!"

  8. Comment from Mark Stanley, Tue 30th Jan 2007 1:13pm

    No one could ever keep up in Captain Barb's "Sweatin' to the Oldies" aerobics class.

  9. Comment from Brenda Ashenden, Tue 30th Jan 2007 9:59pm

    "Thank heavens she only sings on Sunday"

  10. Comment from michael Ramsay, Tue 30th Jan 2007 10:06pm

    "I would like to address the topic of uniforms..."

  11. Comment from Brenda Ashenden, Tue 30th Jan 2007 10:12pm

    "Glad God has an ear for her, I sure wish I did"

  12. Comment from Michael Decker, Wed 31st Jan 2007 1:04pm

    Capt. Bessie is singing "When we all get to Heaven" while the congregation is praying and rejoicing "what a day that will be!"

  13. Comment from Stephen Holland, Wed 31st Jan 2007 8:51pm

    Over there! Over there!
    Would someone get my coffee, Over there!

  14. Comment from Jonathan Evans, Tue 6th Feb 2007 3:29am

    In a hundred years they'll still be doing this creative movement routine!