No Excuse Sunday!

To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday,
we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday."

• Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say,"Sunday is my only day to sleep in."

• There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel our pews are too hard.

• Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.

• We will have steel helmets for those who say "the roof would cave in if I ever came to church."

• Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.

• Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner too.

• One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.

• Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.

• We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacherand cotton for those who say she is too loud.